is going on here.
Somebody better come up with a damn fine story and tell it to me ASAP.
I want to be entertained.
Let your fingers do the walking and type me up something good and fine and delicious. Give me something that causes you to laugh so hard while you're writing it that you're not sure you can type. Makes your soul cough up on my computer screen. Get's those voices in your head that say you can't write that! all rattled up and talking as you say it anyway.
Something I can sink my teeth into and chomp down on it like the pit bull that I am. Or caresses me like ribbons I would have worn in my hair when I was a girl if I would have known how. It all depends on what someone is willing to write.
Stop dreaming about my pumpkin muffins and write.
Or, if you insist upon withholding your goodness and wish to remain distracted, try this
It'll entertain a bunch of wordsmithy clowns like you for hours.
Of course, one thing I always think of when I get lost there is how wonderful it would be if that thing was a vibrator. I mean, shit, just look at it tingling and dancing all over the place just because I give it a little word to tap dance about.
Don't make me get my crow bar.